WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 21, 2015

Which SPF do you use for broilers?

Do you have to wait 2 hours after eating those before you can go swimming?

Instead of one big turkey she’s making snowbirds.

Long pigs in a blanket.

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

Reminds me of an old TV ad for spring water where they showed athletes swimming around in the bottle… didn’t exactly inspire me to want to drink it.

“Wearin’ next to nothin’‘Cause it’s hot as an oven…”—The B-52s

Soylent People?!?

They’ve switched it.