Man: What's wrong with me? Every day I wake up with an upset stomach and a headache. Woman: Offhand, I'd say you have a chronic case of life.
Or he ate her food and told her that it didn’t go down well. (How do you think he got the headache? From the yelling she dished out.)
Maybe in his situation, he has a chronic case of wife.
He snores….she beats him til he stops
Or a chronic case of life en garde.
pouncingtiger, it wasn’t her cooking, it was his sneaky trip down to the kitchen at 12:30 a.m. for a Dagwood and a Coke. She had nothing to do with it.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Or he ate her food and told her that it didn’t go down well. (How do you think he got the headache? From the yelling she dished out.)
cdward over 14 years ago
Maybe in his situation, he has a chronic case of wife.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
He snores….she beats him til he stops
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Or a chronic case of life en garde.
tedcoop over 14 years ago
pouncingtiger, it wasn’t her cooking, it was his sneaky trip down to the kitchen at 12:30 a.m. for a Dagwood and a Coke. She had nothing to do with it.