Who knew the Devil was a soccer fan? As soon as i saw all those yellow cards, I knew there’d be Hell to pay.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up my vuvuzela.
Soccer is hell.
…and , if it were true hell, the soccer sports announcer who screams the long drawn out
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLL!”
is sitting right behind you…..but it’s not too bad, because with an eternity of zero-zero ties , he doesn’t do it very often
ANNNND I forgot my earplugs…………..
This is due to a cost cutting measure by management. Accordions and bagpipes were getting too expensive.
Oh no!
Now I’m going to go to church, read the bible, help little old ladies across the street,……whatever it takes. I’ll be good!
Wrong, nighthawks. Someone scored, an eternity ago, & he still hasn’t shut up.”OOOOOOOOOOOOOO…∞” (But it’s still 0-0 because the ref was reading comics on his cellphone.)
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Who knew the Devil was a soccer fan? As soon as i saw all those yellow cards, I knew there’d be Hell to pay.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up my vuvuzela.
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago
Soccer is hell.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
…and , if it were true hell, the soccer sports announcer who screams the long drawn out
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLL!”
is sitting right behind you…..but it’s not too bad, because with an eternity of zero-zero ties , he doesn’t do it very often
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
ANNNND I forgot my earplugs…………..
Y_Knot over 14 years ago
This is due to a cost cutting measure by management. Accordions and bagpipes were getting too expensive.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
Oh no!
Now I’m going to go to church, read the bible, help little old ladies across the street,……whatever it takes. I’ll be good!
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wrong, nighthawks. Someone scored, an eternity ago, & he still hasn’t shut up.”OOOOOOOOOOOOOO…∞” (But it’s still 0-0 because the ref was reading comics on his cellphone.)