Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 22, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Listen, short shorts, we need your chopper to state a rescue. Breezy: I'm an ace pilot, mister. If you need my chopper, I'm flying it!! Rip Haywire: This is a dangerous mission. You don't want to get exploded. Breezy: I'm barely making ends meet! I can't afford to lose my chopper! Rip Haywire: Don't you have insurance? They'll take care of you! Breezy: I couldn't afford dangerous rescue insurance. Geico charges a fortune for that! Rip Haywire: Breezy, if you really can't risk your chopper- just fly me over the palace walls, and I'll jump. Breezy: Ok, thank you-thank you, Rip! You really made me happy. Rip Haywire: TNT, you're jumping, too. TNT: Y'know, I think I forgot to pay my dangerous rescue insurance! Breezy: Ok, we're ready to fly to the castle and save your friend. Rip Haywire: Thanks, Breezy! I couldn't save her if it weren't for you and your chopper.