Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 24, 2015

And they were lucky to find a man of his caliber!

He believes in the big bang concept.

And my career is about to skyrocket.

And the fortune teller told me i was going to go places.

You’re mad, I tell ya

This is the way the career beginsThis is the way the career begins This is the way the career ends Not with a bang but a whimper.(sorry T S Eliot)

Or we could go with John Denver:.Molly

Last hired, first fired ?

There’s a face in the crowd — right above cannon boy’s red hair.

He’s just cannon fodder…

Brain doners un-tie!

I understand Nikons are much safer

Is this cannon? To hire him and fire him on the same day?

I hope he powdered his nose.

That fellow beside the cannon is a good match—he’s built like a barrel.