New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for November 25, 2015

Next time, just order from the menu.

Start him off with a toadstool and poison ivy salad, Lucrezia, and be sure to tell him it’s all-natural.

Finally we learn the new character is that shameless wench, Lucrezia Borgia. I am not sure Vicki would approve of all that wanton Catholic lechery (she was a pope’s daughter, after all)), it being the Victorian era ‘round the time Vicki had her heydey. Plus, she is the head of the Anglican Church, not exactly the atmosphere you’d want for cozying up to Rome, either.

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Love the name of her place, BTW.

Do kids eat food anymore?

The nice thing is that they save huge amounts of money on electricity and repairs because they don’t need refrigerators!

Egg white omelettes have been around for over thirty years. This isn’t a hipster thing – it’s a yuppie thing. And anyone who has been paying attention will know that the egg stopped being bad food when nutritionists discovered that egg consumption does not affect blood serum cholesterol levels and that you throw out most of the nutritional value of an egg when you throw away the yolk.

It isn’t just the egg white, it’s the tofurky & quinoa that makes them hipster

I’m reminded of Johnny Carson’s plea that he was waiting for the study that said the only thing that gets rid of oat bran is a big, greasy truck-stop cheeseburger.