Rrrringg It's Ms. Wilkins. She says our inflatable Santa lawn ornament scaring her children. It might have something to do with the duct tape repair job... But I painted an eyeball on it!...
Just stick a plastic axe in its hands to distract them. (Adding a looping audio of phrases like “Naughty!” and “Garbage Day!!” will also do the trick.)
PICTO almost 9 years ago
Just put that old hockey mask on it, that won’t scare anybody…
Sisyphos almost 9 years ago
Creepy Santa! Monty has done you no favors with that eye-patch job!
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
Resistance is futile…
Monster Hesh almost 9 years ago
Just stick a plastic axe in its hands to distract them. (Adding a looping audio of phrases like “Naughty!” and “Garbage Day!!” will also do the trick.)