The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 14, 2016
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So what's this? It's the future dad! Best selfie cool music phone/email/twitter/messaging/texting/all app communication contact info stylish! Smart drive wheels Soon, everyone will have one of these, and I thought it up! What if people don't want to wear all that junk? Dad, this is the future. You don't wear this. You send this out in your place. Oh. Will they come in charcoal gray?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ask your grandpa about predictions for the future. (Flying cars, etc.) It may well become highly fashionable to be walking around without any devices. One day soon, someone clever devil will aggressively market a plain, talk only phone and sell it as a liberating experience and the mark of a sophisticated freethinker. And he’ll make a ton of money. Not unlike the genius who realized that you could now sell what amounts to an updated rabbit ears and promote is free digital HD television. ($19.95 – act now and we’ll send you two.)
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
For that I have no idea.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
That looks fab!
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
So …………. it’s your replacement?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
A friend once sent me an e-mail that said he was going to combine all the time-wasting, self-indulgent social apps into one web site called You Twit Face.