Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 10, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Better than never getting to mate at all.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Hey, at least he doesn’t have to listen to his wife nag…..It’s a blessing to be eaten given the alternative….

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    ursamaj  almost 9 years ago

    I guess she takes it for granted that he’s going to leave the toilet seat up!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    That’s what the chocolate is for. Make sure she’s not hungry.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I think that goes for our species also.

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    If we could get it on film who would we sell it to? Animal Planet or SYFY?

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    For all of us males, Brewster. For all of us.

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    fomalhaut09  almost 9 years ago

    Not what Catch-22 means.

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