Gil by Norm Feuti for February 27, 2016

I prefer the kind that comes in the spray can too.

That was so my Grandma, saving everything for possible use later.

Has the kind that comes in a can ever seen the inside of a cow?

Good point.

Yeah, I don’t trust that stuff in the tub, it doesn’t even melt. That’s not right. If I’m lazy, I buy the can, made with real cream. Otherwise, do it up right and whip it…whip it good.

Actually, the in-the-can is likely actual dairy. The stuff in the tub is mostly vegetable oils. Cool Whip has had a small amount of dairy since 2010. But it’s still pretty mush a chilly version of cookie “white stuff.” Buy come heavy cream, you lazy trollop.

I love when people responses mimic someone else’s response.

Ew. That artificial stuff is gross (rhymes with “fool chip”).

You folks need to do some label reading. The stuff in the can is usually not cream anymore. It may contain some dairy, but its mostly all just whipped “topping” now. Real whipped cream is hard to find.

But, used containers do make nice “Tupperware.” Great for freezing single servings of dinners for later.