Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 19, 2016

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 9 years ago

    Isn’t that what school is for? To learn what metaphors, analogies, and correlations are?

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    Marblemouth  almost 9 years ago

    My ducks all sank.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Why yes, Tony.Yes they are.

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    x_Tech  almost 9 years ago

    No, not a row…more of a sandwich.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    And thanks, Bev…. for shouldering the whole load today.I’d say I owe ya one…. but I don’t.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    No ducks and the Canada geese have moved on too.

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    ladykat  almost 9 years ago

    Yep, hubby’s rubber ducky all lined up nice and straight with the edge of the tub.

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Why should they be in a row? Freedom! to wander comes to mind!

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    Marathon Zack  almost 9 years ago

    I can’t have any ducks. My old cat would have attacked them, and my new cat would be afraid of them. So no ducks for me, in a row, sandwich, or otherwise.

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony“Are your ducks in a row?”.I wouldn’t call it a row. It was more of a dust up.But that’s sibling rivalry for you.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I’ll duck the question.

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    QOTD #1: Not allowed pets in my apartment.QOTD #2: I did say so it’s just, as usual, no one listened to me.

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    The Legend of Brandon Sawyer  almost 9 years ago

    lol

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    @Tony

    “Are your ducks in a row?”

    Let me get back to you on that…

    Okay, they were quarreling; but fortunately, I got them settled down now…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Why didn’t you just say so?

    So

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    Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Every time I think I have my ducks in a row, someone adds more ducks.

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    K M  almost 9 years ago

    If you bothered to study, you’d know what a metaphor is. Sheesh…

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