Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 10, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 The adventures of Sam Roland the detective who dies. The case of the fuchsia parrot Wealthy Mrs. Van Haam's priceless fuchsia parrot is discovered missing, and sam roland is called in. Hmm, do you have any enemies, Mrs. Van Hamm? Well, I recently fired my Butler, and he threatened to get even with me. Th will - fated investigator decides to inquire at the former Butlers address... Is Mrs, van Haams ex butler here? knock knock Who wants to know? Suddenly --- allow to the head! POW NO! NOT YET! Sam: what th... Ah, Mr Roland, you woke up just in time, hope you don't mind if I dot stay to chat! You see, in one minute water will come flowing into this chamber, drowning you like a rat! Ta-ta! Roland quickly gets to work! If I Can just loosen these ropes... Maybe if I expand my lungs.... ah...By shifting my chair, I can and so the case of the Fushica parrot is entered in the books as another case left unsolved by Sam Roland, the detective who dies!
QuiteDragon over 8 years ago
Um, “…another…”?
SKJAM! Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s a series character. It’s never been revealed haw he gets alive again for the next story.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 8 years ago
Oh my god, they killed Detective Roland. You bastards!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
The old Batman TV series would leave our heroes in grave peril at the end of alternate episodes. The the next episode they would escape in some weird fashion. At least Sam is realistic.
King_Shark over 8 years ago
That parroted a lot of tropes.
InColorado over 8 years ago
Sam needs a backup partner like Kato!
grumper13 over 8 years ago
It’s the magic “pen of re-animation”…..
Kip W over 8 years ago
Sam Roland, the Detective Who Has a Final Episode Every Time.
Shimmery Mermaid over 8 years ago
… “maybe Detective Sam will row land, from his watery grave”? - Stephan Pastis
#PleasePunMeAnother,Mother
#WaterproofDick
jpozenel over 8 years ago
This guy has more lives than a cat!
markjoseph125 over 8 years ago
At least there won’t be a sequel.