Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 13, 2016

that was a rather quick walk to the pub from the phone

Virtual reality is here>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Funnier than usual 6/10

If this were Smythe, he would have a thought balloon over Andy’s head, saying “ohoh” (As Smythe’s Andy was always bright enough to know when he screwed up)

@beviek

Not for Andy as Summer Time in UK starts on last Sunday in March,

….always a good one…

“YIKES! Oh, goodness me! I DO seem to have pulled a slight miscalculation!”“Boy, is THAT ever putting it mildly!!!”

Bartender: Look behind you, Andy.Andy: I’m not falling for that.WHOMP!

well Finally a funny one :D

Better hope the bat doesn’t have one

“Flo always phones me on my mobile when I’m in the pub. It beats me how she always knows where I am!”Sorry, Andy! Never underestimate Women’s Intuition! Hey, you have to understand that women are wired differently than men. They rely on heart-knowledge and gut feelings, while men rely more on head-knowledge; and so women have a strong tendency to know these things anyway. Just ask any mother how she knows her kids too well (i.e., a lot better than they often give her credit for!).

Where did Flo get hard-water-fumes to inhale?