Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 17, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: Norman! Why are you so late? Norman: When I got in the car to drive home from the library, a ladybug flew inside. I rolled down the window but it wouldn't fly out! When I got home, I realized that if the ladybug flew out here, it wouldn't know where it was! It wouldn't know how to get home! That poor ladybug would be all alone without family or friends! So I drove back to the library to let it out there! Ralph: You're all heart, Norm. No brains, but all heart! Norman: Sadly, when I rolled down the window again, the ladybug fell down inside the car door.
comixbomix over 8 years ago
Ladybug abuse, as it turns out…
tom over 8 years ago
Had a bee in the car once. It kept flying the same direction which ever way I turned the car. Took a trip around the block to get him going the direction of a window I could open.
1953Baby over 8 years ago
I HATE unhappy endings. . .
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
So he’s been at the service station having the door panels removed.
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
I had an incident with a bug that did not fly into my car. When my car was stopped, a bug landed on the windshield. As the car began to move, the bug used the suckers on its legs to hang on. Even as the speed increased and the wind pressure became intense, it would not let go. As I watched, the wind slowly tore the bug apart.
zippykatz over 8 years ago
Hope it wasn’t the “Speechless” ladybug!
Jeeper Premium Member over 8 years ago
@ ChessPirate and pfei2582Sorry, but that is one of the cruelest things I have read in a while. Everything deserves to live, even a bug. :-( I slow down (safely)so they can fly away.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
dyanna281And even use the wiper to motivate them if they don’t take the hint.