Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 12, 2016

Must parents do EVERYthing for their children?

The cereal doesn’t eat itself, either.My suggestion: funnel-feeding. One time should suffice.I bet that Elliot will be eager to fix his cereal himself from there on…

Grumpy? that kid would make a bear grumpy. If my kid ever said that to me, he would be wearing that cereal. In his room. Standing in the corner. For a week.

QOTD: I try not toget grumpy, I realize that if I allow others to make me grumpy then I am giving others power over me and I don’t want to do that.

One of my sons wised off at his mother once. She cracked a raw egg on his head. He did not do that again.

@Tony“Grumpy?”.In the Spring? No I’m Sneezy.

Either the chairs or the table moved.

Grumpy? No, sometimes I get Snarky though!

And I’m Dopey.Bev said so.

(Maybe she was just being Grumpy)

i’m bashful, by the way, where did that bowl of cereal go?

Grumpy?Today is more Sneezy.

Grumpy? Not really, just moderately cranky due to a sore hand.

While I say this as a hyperbole, if I had said that to my Dad, I would have had to let the cereal soak and turn to mush so I could swallow it without chewing.

@Tony“Grumpy?”Nope, I’m the Grumper, everyone else is the Grumpee. ;)

What for?

I’m Sleepy.

Depends on what side of the bed I get out on. The good side doesn’t have junk on the floor to stub you toes on. .JP Nah they never shut up long enough to listen.

why, oh why, do people have kids

BevWhere on earth did you get that baby picture of Susan?

I have to preach, I can’t carry a tune.

A couple more kids need to be hauled out behind the barn…

Are you preaching to the choir?

No, but I occasionally suggest others are doing this to me…

QOTD #2: I tried preaching to the choir once, they threw me out of Greece.

I don’t mind human_kind_ – but Elliot is more kind of nasty.