Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 19, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: And now for Puck's next tip! Take it away, Pucky! Puck: Not now, Lupin. I've misplaced something very important to me. Elvis: The station got a letter. Puck: Bottle brush trees add a festive touch to your mantle. Puck: And keep your teeth clean and breath fresh after holiday meals! Lupin: (BITE BITE CRUNCH BITE) Elvis: CHEW CHEW CHEW Lupin: BREAKING CAT NEWS: We have received a ransom note! NEWS Headline: BUZZY MOUSE HOSTAGE Ransom Note: If you ever want to see Buzzy Mouse AGAIN, leave a cheese wheel by the Christmas TREE AT MIDNIGHT. COME ALONE. NEWS Headline: CHRISTMAS IN CRISIS. BUZZY MOUSE Elvis: Don't you worry, Puck! We're going to get to the bottom of this! Puck?....Puck? (CRUNCH) Tommy: Puck? Tommy here, where if there's anything we can do to help- Burt: Thomas, Shh! Tommy: We will do so, quietly! Burt: You'll want to look into the Robber Mice gang. NEWS Headline: WHAT IS A CHEESE WHEEL? Elvis: The who's-a-thing-now? Burt: Alice, Violet, Natasha, and Agnes. They steal anything they can carry. Alice and Agnes are sisters. We've dealt with 'em on the farm for a while. Burt: You have too, believe it or not. Man: Honey, have you seen my pen? Natasha: Ready! Alice: Pull! Elvis and Lupin: WHAT! Elvis: Puck? Puck, we're going to get him back. Puck: I didn't do anything to them.... Elvis: Puck? Puck: I didn't do anything to them. Puck: ....Yet. (SNAP) Puck: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS REVENGE!
Joan32 over 8 years ago
I feel your pain. Go for it!
comic4matt over 8 years ago
That’s the (Christmas) spirit!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
You get them mousies Pucky! You hear?
Napoleon Blownaparte over 8 years ago
Go Puck! raises fist in the air Take back what is yours!
deadheadzan over 8 years ago
The mice want a cheese wheel for the ransome but what’s a cheese wheel?
rikkiTikki Premium Member over 8 years ago
So many emotions but Burt is cool and calm and Baba Mouse down in the corner is so funny.
jadoo823 over 8 years ago
…looks like Pucky is going to go all Mel Gibson on them! I haven’t seen him this upset since the Robosnake incident…
bonita.eley over 8 years ago
This is fast becoming my favorite strip – so funny!!
miscreant over 8 years ago
That’s right Puck, I’m with you. If there is anything I can’t stand it’s thieves. They take your stuff that you worked hard for and all they did was steal it. In this case they want to ransom it back for a wheel of Brie or Gouda. I say unleash the hell cats of war upon them.
T_Lexi over 8 years ago
NOW they’ve done it! They’ve gone too far. You go Puck! I love Elvis’ fluffed tail in the last panel. This is going to be another great ride – I’m getting popcorn.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
You won’t like Puck when he’s angry.
Clearstream over 8 years ago
Go Puck!!
rikkiTikki Premium Member over 8 years ago
The mice certainly have good penmanship and spelling skills….
Napoleon Blownaparte over 8 years ago
I don’t think I could possibly love this comic more. :D
knight1192a over 6 years ago
Sounds like my Smokey and the litter box. If a mouse thinks she’s hell on them regularly, they need only try climbing in the litter box. Sharing it with the boys is one thing, but mice in the litter box is a declaration of war. And she takes no prisoners.
《Lily》 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
All of the mice……… Look like puck, lupin, elvis and tommy.. but, well, mice!
this account is dead T~T over 2 years ago
Awwww, poor Pucky!
kittysafe almost 2 years ago
It’s part of what makes cheese cars get from one place to another. Obviously.