Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 16, 2016
Transcript:
Lupin: The Man brought home something called "donuts." Elvis what can you tell us? Elvis: Lupin, donuts appear to be some sort of big, fat bug... Elvis: Filled with goop. Puck: Where do they herald from, these insect travelers? HEADLINE: DONAUTS EXPLORERS FROM ANOTHER WORLD Puck: Wait, how do you spell it? Elvis: I must admit... Their sugary brisket does smell delicious.... Woman: Wasn't there a jelly donut? Elvis: What's that? I'm getting a message from Burt. Elvis: You want me to turn around?
deadheadzan over 8 years ago
Elvis is about to get some sugary brisket all over his little head!
She Mc over 8 years ago
Sugary brisket~~~gosh what smart kitties!!!
CeeJay over 8 years ago
My one cat loved a specific brand of donuts. The second you would open the box,he was there begging. But only with that brand.
Clearstream over 8 years ago
Elvis, don’t turn around, just RUN!
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
Frosty, sticky chaos ensued…followed by an epic sugar high.
miscreant over 8 years ago
Elvis in panel six is my Meav every time I eat. She puts two paws on my shoulder and her cheek to mine then leans into whatever is on my fork. It’s too funny to get mad at her and she never eats more than a couple very tiny bites after I put them down on the table for her. She never licks the plate though that’s the dog’s job. No leftovers for any of the cats, first run on dinner only please. Leftovers are beneath them.
dogday Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’ve never had to de-jelly a cat. I hope there’s a follow-up to this!
saxie5 over 8 years ago
I have a cat that is a fan of vanilla cake. Sucked the crumbs up like a Hoover!
bonita.eley over 8 years ago
Don’t pet the cat!!!
deadheadzan over 8 years ago
Puck asking, “where do they herald from, these insect travelers?” is too funny. They herald from Krispy Kreem if I have anything to say about it.
rocketranger2 over 8 years ago
It is the fat, not the sweet that attracts cats.
cwesling almost 7 years ago
Yes, Woman, there was a jelly donut…
Rusty22 about 5 years ago
Elvis needs to learn that ladybugs are not donuts!
Avatar_Hoodie over 3 years ago
*puffing noises