The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2016
April 29, 2016
May 01, 2016
Transcript:
Lumberjack: Honey, they're giving me the axe. Army feet: I'm getting the boot. Mouse: They're showing me the door. Little blue guy: They downsized me. Gun: I was just discharged.
Linux0s over 8 years ago
Victoria’s Secret Model: “They gave me a pink slip.”
Bilan over 8 years ago
Female gymnast: I hit the glass ceiling.(that’s not very good either)
Helen Ferrieux over 8 years ago
He grassed on me, so I put his nose out of joint.
ncdrifter over 8 years ago
I’m not thick-headed, I have a deep mind.
xeacons over 8 years ago
Elevator Operator on top floor: “Nowhere to go but down.”
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
Tuna fisherman -Honey the boat sank and I got canned !
mabrndt Premium Member over 8 years ago
P5 actually happened at (Sherpa’s) Cleo and Company yesterday (usually animated at least once a week, generally on Friday).
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Governor of California? He was Terminated…
P51Strega over 8 years ago
In-mate: I’m being let go
johnwalk over 8 years ago
old guy on job (me): You were going to retire anyway
RabbitDad over 8 years ago
The Incredible Shrinking Man: I got downsized
Helen Ferrieux over 8 years ago
I couldn’t lend him a hand – I was out on a limb.