The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 29, 2016
May 28, 2016
May 30, 2016
Transcript:
Man in brown suit: I need to make a withdrawal. Woman: I need to make a withdrawal. Man in turban: You need to make a withdrawal...and you're about to meet the girl of your dreams.
Bilan over 8 years ago
He could add “… and you can take that to the bank”,but that would be superfluous.
Bargrove over 8 years ago
I hope its not the girl to his left~!!
bigger Nate over 8 years ago
you need a Penn and Teller
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
It turned out to be the grill of his dreams. But he couldn’t withdraw enough to cover it, even though it was on sale.But in fortune telling, close is pretty good.
J Short over 8 years ago
The fortune teller was right most of the time when he said, “According to you bank account, you don’t have one.”
jreckard over 8 years ago
I wish I had a fortune to tell about at my bank.
osceola over 8 years ago
Looks like they are all Pen and Teller.
Chief Inspector over 8 years ago
Its a SAFE bet that he is right
Digital Frog over 8 years ago
He was hired by accident. The bank wanted to go biometric and somebody got fingerprint scanners and palm readers mixed up.
zeexenon over 8 years ago
But, the girl of his dreams is Scarlett Johansson.