The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 14, 2016

The irate birds complained, but the driver simply told them to get stuffed.

Bit of a Catch-22. If anybody makes a sound, they’ll be labeled a cannibal.

This is bad proper gander.

It’s not good for the goose either.

Keep your mouths shut.

That one in the front is liable to get goosed!!

The owner of the car is a duck named Hannibal

The driver’s first name is Pate.

That’s a real down-er.

I should look for a sticker that says, “Honk if you love Soylent Green.” Of course, some readers might think it referred to just the movie.

Oh NOOOOO

I need this bumper sticker!