The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 23, 2016

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Linguillotine with clam sauceBloodied MaryBaked Alaskan

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    Kristiaan  over 8 years ago

    All with a sprinkle of cyanide.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Would you like some morgue coffee?Maybe a slab of pie?

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    They rarely get return customers.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    A rest in piece of pie.

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    We also have arti- chokes.

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    Egrayjames  over 8 years ago

    Foster’s Bananas Banshee.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The restaurant’s name is “Death Warmed Over.”

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “Menu, She Wrote”

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    Suicide by chocolate. My favorite.

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    MotherOfMoses  over 8 years ago

    Too bad he’s on a ’die’et

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
    “I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”

    (somebody had to intone it!)

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    papabear  over 8 years ago

    I think maybe they should consider “Tuna Casketrole”, “You’re Toast”, “Ex-benedict with ‘Hell-in-days’ sauce”, “Cadaver and Onions”, “Passed and Carrots”, “Die It Coke”, & Skullions in Garlic Sauce.

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