Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2016

“That isn’t a peace sign; that’s V for victory. We are all big Churchill fans.”

No need to take his fingers, Rat — I’m sure he’d be happy to give you one. I know I would.

That’s a famous line from John Belush in SNL—feeding fingertips to wolverines. Nice reference, Stephan!

“But I was just supporting my less-than-stellar sports team! We’re number two!”

How do you make a peace sign with fingers?

Too bad for Ringo. He had a good thing going with that drumming gig.

Uh oh, Japanese girls everywhere are in big trouble.

The law will never work. X-Men don’t eat fingers.

Another quote from Rat’s little Red Book !

He could just cut off Rat’s fingers so there are no more letters.

Rat is never part of the solution. He is definitely part of the precipitate.

In some areas of the world those 2 fingers are an obscene gesture

Any particular wolverine? Has Pearls ever had a wolverine character? Would you have to have a wolverine corps to handle this or would a single wolverine finger specialist be enough?

We could feed Obama to the wolverines.

COME AT ME, SECRET SERVICE!!!!!!

I fell for Rat with all the HATE he’s getting. While his “solution” is most certainly not workable, at least he’s trying. At least he’s working to find a solution to a problem he thinks exists. More than I can say for a certain political party in CONGress, elevating the filibuster to new heights, refusing to do their Constitutional duties not the least of which is filling a Supreme Court vacancy. Petulant little children the whole lot. They could take a page from Rat, at least he’s willing to work, minimally, to find solutions to problems. Bad solutions, unworkable solutions but he’s working on the problem at least.

Now THAT’S a law I agree with.

more humor, less hate

Load the rest of the comments.: Should it be, Load the rest of the Rants:?

Everyone agrees it needs reform but the type of reform is what they all disagree on.

Trump should be in reform school.

And this strip is next door to The Fusco Brothers, so no need to search for a wolverine.

I’ll say one thing Rat, your idea is…um…imaginative?

Couldn’t we start with cutting off the man-bun instead?

And in the spirit of reformation, I say, nail them fingers to the White House door!

I wish Rat would be fed to a wolverine!Just saying.xxx

reminds me of one of my favorite film scenes, thanks Rat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91GMDeouSs

Backwards peace sign at that. And if they fill obligated to stretch their mouth open and stick out their tongue, please feed the tongue to the wolverine as well.

But will the fingers remain attached to the hipster during the feeding?Just wondering.

Gosh, Rat is so civic-minded!Those wolverines may die of over-feeding, though….

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Turn those fingers round and you’ll get a whole new meaning!