Time for Earl to switch to cotton candy, I think. If you forget and leave it in your pocket, the wash destroys the evidence. (Remember that viral video a few months ago of the raccoon who thought he ought to wash it before he ate it.)
This is a man who thinks in the moment, never contemplating what might result from his actions. Women! Stay Away From This Type!!!! horrid over a period of years.
M&M was developed during WWII for the troops to have chocolate without it melting in hot locations. So, why should it melt in the wash. Dryer, perhaps, but not wash.Try peppermints. They and their wrappers don’t melt in either washer or dryer.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Oh, Earl, you DIDN’T!!! (I at times find quite a lot of change in donated purses given to the donation trailer I work at.)
dadoctah about 8 years ago
Time for Earl to switch to cotton candy, I think. If you forget and leave it in your pocket, the wash destroys the evidence. (Remember that viral video a few months ago of the raccoon who thought he ought to wash it before he ate it.)
pelican47 about 8 years ago
Is it worse than pockets full of tissues?
J Short about 8 years ago
Next time Milk Duds.
tom_wright about 8 years ago
I know the feeling, Earl, I KNOW the feeling!
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
oh Earl will you never ever learn.
Linguist about 8 years ago
Been there, done that….and I’m the one who does the laundry !
Usually, it’s that one tissue or receipt stuck in a pocket that I somehow, overlooked.
Today’s laundry day…. After seeing today’s strip, I’m going to triple check pockets.
bfloxword about 8 years ago
my mistake of choice is cough drops.
ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member about 8 years ago
Might as well stay there!
jtviper7 about 8 years ago
M&M’s melt in your mouth ( and in water ) not on your hands.
peggykb9 about 8 years ago
Earl wears cargo shorts?
Ginny Premium Member about 8 years ago
This is a man who thinks in the moment, never contemplating what might result from his actions. Women! Stay Away From This Type!!!! horrid over a period of years.
stairsteppublishing about 8 years ago
M&M was developed during WWII for the troops to have chocolate without it melting in hot locations. So, why should it melt in the wash. Dryer, perhaps, but not wash.Try peppermints. They and their wrappers don’t melt in either washer or dryer.
Skylark about 8 years ago
Poor Earl. Sounds like he has become habitually trained to this. then…poor Opal! (but it’s still funny!)