Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 22, 2016

Gosh. If only the team had coaches.

We need a panel of Gil thinking to himself, “It’s not my job, but someone needs to tape ankles around here.”

The kid behind Heather is squinting horribly. Get him to an ophthalmologist.

In all reality, its unfortunate that Kevin Pelwicki cut his left arm off at the elbow in wood shop while making a Boo library.

Foot fetish for Heather! This story arc is suddenly getting interesting.

P.3… I thought the same thing! I am tweaked at the prospect of 4-5 months of a story arc based on the placement of Hakeems feet and some chick whose worried about them!Too early for a peacock sighting?

Wonder how Del’s enjoying all those feet in the jail shower?

I can’t tell if Heather is thinking about the football game or if she has found the secret stash of shower film that Gil keeps hidden in the A.D. office.

P2- 1st EBS (Exploding Body Syndrome) of the season. I bet Pelwecki has a Moosehead Beer t-shirt like I had in the early 1980’s. The Moose is on the Loose.

You’re right, Heather, it’s not your job to tell the players how to play. It’s Bobby Howry’s job.

Want to see some strong QBs? Women playing intramural football on youtube. This character may actually be right about the footwork problem.

Sure thing Heather, like Milford actually has coaches on the sideline.

She must’ve read that somewhere.

So this can go two ways, I think. Either Heather becomes an assistant coach, because she’s an expert in how to be a quarterback for no logical reason, or she starts advising Hakeem on proper technique, a coach sees her awesome style and they decide to let her try quarterbacking. (They can’t be going that way, can they?) And speaking of going, you should be going to Mopped Up Thorp about now.

Pelwecki called for spearing and new coach Heather Burns loses her first game as Gil’s replacement. That’s okay Heather, it won’t be the last time.

Is it bonfire time yet? Huh? Huh? Is it? I bought new paint and brushes and everything!

Heather notes 55’s laid back non-hurriedness and polished footwork; he’ll be QB’ing in no (Milford) time!

Judging from p2, the Oakwood player must have dropped the ball in sheer terror, since it was out before Pelwecki ever hit him.

Don’t worry about your job, Heather. You’re a senior. Get as much strip time as you can.

P-1: Ah, um, normally a sweep involves pulling guards and others blockers, a lone runner would simply be an end around. (Notice Oakwood is so poor they use recycled Michigan Helmets) P-2: Wow, best football action in years. Most players fumble when hit with a flying Moose (just saying).P-3: Heather still can’t stop thinking about how to improve Hakeem"s sexual performance.

Heather, at least you’re not complaining about him “staying in the pocket”.

Not one of us commented on Heather taking a stiff arm in panel three

@chiphilton: Now cut that out!

Well ESPN already has a ‘know it all’ commenter on Sunday Night Baseball that sure fits the same thing for that as Heather does for being a QB.

What position does Alfafa play? (panel three)