Monty by Jim Meddick for November 06, 2016
November 05, 2016
November 07, 2016
Transcript:
Hi there. I'm Monty and I was wondering if... Uhh... Oh. Um... I'm sorry I've gotta take this call... Hello... Yes... Oh... Uh huh. Your... Um... Your phone didn't ring. Hmm... Chipolte sure. It didn't ring and it didn't buzz. Should we meet there? You're just pretending to talk to someone to avoid talking to me... Hmm... In fact, that's not even a phone. You accidentally grabbed your makeup mirror. You're pretending to talk into a makeup mirror... Tuesday... Tuesday sounds good. You've got to admire her commitment...
SharkNose about 8 years ago
And her concentration… And her acting ability… And her poker face… AND her rudeness… Poor Monty! I wonder what the rest of his sentence would have been from panel 1.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
But the message should be clear.
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 8 years ago
Stan Smith, American Dad: " I like soul-crushing sarcasm as much as the next guy, and kudos on your commitment to the bit…"
Kip W about 8 years ago
She’s trying to be polite about it.
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
You have to admire her desperation.
stamps about 8 years ago
There should be an app that will make your phone ring when you want to be distracted.
ars731 about 8 years ago
Ouch, thats like another layer of rejection. like a megarejection
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
“… and I was wondering if you were aware that you’ve got a long strip of toilet paper hanging down below your hemline.”
Senex about 8 years ago
“And this doofus I’m with can’t seem to take a hint…”
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Monty is slow to get the message. Or too stubborn to admit he’s been rejected. Or both.
Gotta go now. I think I hear a mirror ringing….