Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 23, 2016

Does Doggie have wormholes?

The universe isn’t so much curved as it is warped and twisted.

We don’t know where or how far away the edge of the Universe is and it would be accelerating away anyhow. We know now that it is the Dark Matter which bind the galaxies together and will tear them up as we move further and further apart till all galaxies will be rendered asunder due to gravity and dark matter.

If the universe is twisted into the shape of a doggie, does that make us fleas? And if so, what happens when the doggie scratches?

so tell me what is at the end of the universe?

is there a wall to contain everything or does it keep on expanding or is there another universe expanding in our direction.

Come on Dr. Mel, we need more answers…

Nope. I’m a geocentrist.

Heresy! It’s obvious that the universe is flat!

Hey…Brewster has a skill! Who knew?

You know, if everything is shrinking it would appear that they were getting farther apart.

No, Brewster, the universe is a cat, not a dog. Meow.

I guess that explains the Big Bang theory. As well as the Big Let The Air Out and Watch It Zig Zag Around The Room theory.

Well, if the big bang theory is true, then it WOULD have to have a center.

Science the self absorbed will never understand.

When I saw the sound effect “TWIST, TWIST, TWIST, TWIST” near Brewster, at first I didn’t see the “S”.

Time has no center, why would existence ?

Every scientific theory gets maligned by those who fear it may gore their particular ox. If the theory has no validity, it gets discarded. But if that doesn’t happen, they try to ignore the evidence, and, as it mounts, they get shunted into a backwater of their own making.

I like red.