Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for November 12, 2016

♫"I love Bosco, it’s rich and chocolaty…“♫

♫”Let’s all go to A&W…“♫

♫”See the USA in your Chevrolet…“♫

♫”Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Meyer wiener…"♫

Of course, when Fritzi was 8 (1930), she more likely heard:

♫"Pepsi Cola hits the spot, twelve full ounces, that’s a lot…"♫

♫"Snap, Crackle, pop, Rice Crispies…"

♫"Mmm mm good, Mmm mm good, that’s why Campbell’s Soups are Mmm mm good!"♫

…as well as Burma Shave, Lucky Strike, Wheaties, Wonder Bread, etc….

♫There’s nothing like the face..of a kid eating a Hershey Bar…♫♫Pop pop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is…♫♫You can trust your car To the man who wears a star…♫

I say it’s Crackle, the crispy sound! Ya gotta have Crackle or the clock’s not wound! Geese cackle feathers tickle, belts buckle, beets pickle, but Crackle! Makes the world go ’round. Snap! Crackle! Pop! Rice Krispies!

With this election, I’ve had this going through my head:“Sit and Spin, Sit and Spin, Sit and Spin… ‘Pols’ just love to Sit and Spin.”

You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

Funny Face is fun to drink, the one to drink when you’re having fun…N-E-S-T-L-E-S, Nestles makes the very best, chaaaaaaa-clate.Hey Mister, have you heard the news, It’s the Great American Soup….Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid, tastes great, Wish we had some, can’t wait!Open wide for Chunky!

There are so many commercials on YouTube it’s actually surprising when you can’t find one from your past! There are some for Skippy Peanut Butter and Tootsie Roll I’ve been looking for.

girls are nice but oh what icing comes with oreosoreos my choice becausethey’re America’s best cookie every was

Brusha, brusha, brusha with the new Ipana; Be happy go Lucky be happy go Lucky Strike [and even earlier LUCKY STRIKE GREEN HAS GONE TO WAR [yep, old enough to remember that one too]; My beer is Rheingold the Dry Beer; and, Vote, Vote for Miss Rheingold; and last but not least"School bells ring and children sing, it’s back to Robert Hall again/Mother knows for better clothes, it’s back to Robert Hall again/You’ll save more on clothes for school, shop at Robert Hall."

Pi-co-pay pi-co-pay toothBRUSH!

“Kellogg’s Best To You!”

And who remembers Linus the Lion-Hearted singing the praises of Post’s Crispy Critters — “♪♫ The one and only cereal that comes in the shape of animals!”

(And L the LH would get trampled by a herd of beasts as the jingle plays!)

My bologna has a first name,It’s O-S-C-A-RMy bologna has a second nameIt’s M-A-Y-E-RI love to eat it every dayAnd if you ask me why I’ll say’Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

Because you are a typical human.

Maybe if they taught classes the way those jingles made it easier to remember it might change the way we educate.