Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 29, 2010

Stone soup recipes have been known to start riots.

In the ‘60’s,. rock was England’s No. 1 export as well.

i hope they land in China and wipe out some spammers.

A king, a general, a commander and a soldier. That is all they have to fight the Romans.

That’s why the South lost the “War Between the States”. Have you ever heard of a southern lady who was descended from less than a Colonel? Apparently, they didn’t have any troops!

So, they’er tring to get the Romans stoned.

(I’ll sneak away now)

\\//_

I used to get stoned when I was younger but not that way ;)

Hey Chief, The reason so many of our ancestors were Colonels in the Civil War is because they survived the battle and the colonel didn’t so they got promoted. Southern Colonels lead from the front, not the rear. I am related all around. On my dad’s side I am related to Lee and on my mom’s side, I am related to Grant (by marriage) but both are cousins. My great-great-grandfathers were both privates. I also have a grandfather that was decorated by Black Jack Pershing in WWI and a great uncle who was on FDR’s staff during WWII. My mom’s brothers and sister served in the Navy during WWII and my father was an Air Force Master Sargent in Vietnam (received a Bronze Star & 2 Purple Hearts). We here in the South are proud of our ancestors who protected this country and the rights we enjoy in it so we brag alot.

If they want to make good use of those rocks, I know some houses in Charlie Brown’s neighborhood that are preparing for Halloween. I’m sure they’d be interested in some.

I hope you don’t run out of rocks.

Ah, Pam. So many fried chicken Franchises, so many ancestors to claim.

What was our #1 export in this country? Be honest.

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Josh 1360 said, 40 minutes ago

What was our #1 export in this country? Be honest.

Not sure, but I wish it could be these spammers!

Oh wait I was struck with a thought… is the answer our opinion?

Hey, can you launch that at the spammer?

Hi Pam,

We might be cousins by a long string of marriages. I’m supposedly related to General Lee by marriage too. I used to be proud of that – until I found out that nobody was related to less than a Colonel anyway! :-)

I was born in SC and my maiden name is Lee. Hmmm…

Romans? Umm, isn’t this strip supposed to be set in the Middle Ages. Should be the Byzantine Empire maybe.

More spammers! Fire!

I thought rocks were the chief export of the Indominable Gauls, and particularly of Obelix, to the Romans.