Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 28, 2016

You don’t know Jackhole

She seems rather cross with him…

She shouldn’t monkey around with such a jackanapes.

Opinions are like jackholes, everybody has one..

The more the merrier…

To you he’s a Jackhole, to another woman he’s a Sweetie Pie.

The first choice was assass, but the censorious overlords made her change it.

I much prefer Jackalopes.

She seems to be inspecting something. Or maybe he’s just not cooperating.

Perhaps she’s commenting upon a character in the broadsheet he appears to be reading?

I love a good portmanteau.

Should make the panel bigger so he won’t be so cramped.

I’d call him a DOG FOOD LID.

Read backwards.

I’d say she’s crossed him off her list.

Are my comments still visible? I’ve never been overlorded before.

Maybe if he pulls up his pants ,he would not be such a jackhole !

Of course, Jackhole Twelve, the Unbecoming, arguably had the most compelling plot and character development.

Yikes. No one has answered my question. I must have been made invisible.

Pain3d Smil3 has not disappeared. We still seeeeee youuuu.

I was just cataloging my Jackhole Series.

Now I’m looking at New Jackhole City, The Jackhole Papers, A Jackhole Affair, The Jackhole Incident and Forty Jackholes in a Box, and wondering if I can get them on DVD, or if I have to maintain a VHS player if I ever want to watch them again.

I mean… I’ve got Jackhole Conspiracy, Road to Jackholes and Jackholes on a Plane on DVD, and Jackholes and Jackability on Blu-Ray, along with the recently released, A Very Jackhole Christmas.

Now, that’s a keeper.

I will stick with my jackanapes.