My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn't jiggle while I brush my teeth.
Not wanting that image in my mind for year’s end!
Just keep your eyes closed.
No doubt: you are NUTS. Yesterday, you wanted enough money to buy an unlimited supply of the finest food (and booze).
But Aunty, if you are eating whatever you want (yesterday’s comic), well…
Ooh! I’m with Aunty on that, even though I don’t usually make resolutions. Hmm…
My gut doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth but I do have an electric toothbrush.
blunebottle almost 8 years ago
Not wanting that image in my mind for year’s end!
gaslightguy almost 8 years ago
Just keep your eyes closed.
Marvin Premium Member almost 8 years ago
No doubt: you are NUTS. Yesterday, you wanted enough money to buy an unlimited supply of the finest food (and booze).
ChessPirate almost 8 years ago
But Aunty, if you are eating whatever you want (yesterday’s comic), well…
rekam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Ooh! I’m with Aunty on that, even though I don’t usually make resolutions. Hmm…
pcolli almost 8 years ago
My gut doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth but I do have an electric toothbrush.