Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 27, 1976

Transcript:

Duke: Honey! Where's Maurice?! I thought I told you to have him get his tail down here! Honey: Sir, I called Monsieur LeNez at the embassy. He said he'd never heard of you! Duke: What?! Why, that treacherous little rodent! What the hell am I supposed to do for medicine?! Honey: Not to worry, sir. Your medicinal needs will be seen to by China's top herbologists! Duke: Herbologists! My God, this is no time for dill weed and sage! I'm in serious pain! I gotta have some coke! Honey: Sorry, sir - you're not permitted snacks. Duke: Let me see if I can explain this to you... Honey: (He's hot as a piston, Doctor!) Doctor: (Nurse! Prep the bald one for surgery!)