“Something has to light his fuse. I tried asking him why his mother doesn’t care enough to watch him play, but that seemed to have the opposite effect.”
When Kaz met Kelly Kapowski several years ago, she was in an abusive relationship. Enjoying the most face time she’s seen in years, GilPa keeps her wine glass full thanks to the Milford Athletic Slush Fund. P2- Even Doves have pride.
In all reality , so the key to this season is something that happened in sixth grade at Yogi Berra Middle School . Think Kenny think.Meanwhile the Milford girls basketball team continued it’s undefeated season with a 79 – 62 win over the Mighty Macs of Mother McCauley . 6 ’5" center Kathy Klutz scored 23 points in the win .
Gil, pay attention! It was the end of the game that he totally petered out. He doesn’t need a lit fuse so much as a 5 Hour energy drink. Yes fans, 5 Hour will help you avoid pesky ball stealers, know enough not to dribble when your in the paint, and use the old pump fake before you lay up. Not even a Gil Thorp storyline game outlasts 5 Hours.
So P3 is a continuation of yesterday’s P2, yes? In a fraction of a second, Granger lept out of his seat, got in front of the TV screen, turned around, and was ready to hear BKB’s expanding on his “Barely” reply. And speaking of seconds, you can surely spare 20 or so of them to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Wait!!! You can’t bench him. Remember the Mud Larks sit on court side chairs. His lethargic play may require the coach to Chaise Lounge him for being a Lazy Boy. (How do you like that one Ellis?) If he were on drugs, they’d have to High Chair him if he reclined a urine test.
chiphilton almost 8 years ago
“Something has to light his fuse. I tried asking him why his mother doesn’t care enough to watch him play, but that seemed to have the opposite effect.”
cuttersjock almost 8 years ago
Yowsa! Gil getting his fuse lit by Kaz’s concubine! Mimi is fine with this?
TheBrownStarfish almost 8 years ago
The roofies are working, Gil. Take her in for a landing.
Fist Pump Clan, still angry over Gil’s crunch time decisions in the last game, gather ominously behind him.
Sorry, BKB, but I already made your statement happen yesterday. You should really read the comments before you speak.
Mopman almost 8 years ago
For crying out loud Gil, how long have you been coaching now? That’s what benching a player means, to NOT START THEM.
bearwku82 almost 8 years ago
When Kaz met Kelly Kapowski several years ago, she was in an abusive relationship. Enjoying the most face time she’s seen in years, GilPa keeps her wine glass full thanks to the Milford Athletic Slush Fund. P2- Even Doves have pride.
sweetg1 almost 8 years ago
“Something has to light his fuse. Besides, BKB told me to do it…and his mom is a judge”.
Mr Reality almost 8 years ago
In all reality , so the key to this season is something that happened in sixth grade at Yogi Berra Middle School . Think Kenny think.Meanwhile the Milford girls basketball team continued it’s undefeated season with a 79 – 62 win over the Mighty Macs of Mother McCauley . 6 ’5" center Kathy Klutz scored 23 points in the win .
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
I’m looking forward to an A.I. inspired “come off the bench” interview A Quad will give next week.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
Gil, pay attention! It was the end of the game that he totally petered out. He doesn’t need a lit fuse so much as a 5 Hour energy drink. Yes fans, 5 Hour will help you avoid pesky ball stealers, know enough not to dribble when your in the paint, and use the old pump fake before you lay up. Not even a Gil Thorp storyline game outlasts 5 Hours.
miffedmax almost 8 years ago
I’m waiting for a root beer shower.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 8 years ago
Great comments today, guys!
Mopman almost 8 years ago
So P3 is a continuation of yesterday’s P2, yes? In a fraction of a second, Granger lept out of his seat, got in front of the TV screen, turned around, and was ready to hear BKB’s expanding on his “Barely” reply. And speaking of seconds, you can surely spare 20 or so of them to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
twainreader almost 8 years ago
Wait!!! You can’t bench him. Remember the Mud Larks sit on court side chairs. His lethargic play may require the coach to Chaise Lounge him for being a Lazy Boy. (How do you like that one Ellis?) If he were on drugs, they’d have to High Chair him if he reclined a urine test.
twainreader almost 8 years ago
Next season he teams up with Butch Cavandish
James St. John Smythe almost 8 years ago
What date was the strip when Ken Brown said that he made things happen?
Klubble almost 8 years ago
We’re still on the “what does career day have to do with anything” talk? Move it along, guys! Don’t you have video games to play?