Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 06, 2017

So as an actuary, she could mathematically computer her chances of being aadicted or having a breaakdown?

Wow BKB has done really well for himself considering his little head fits into the palm of Granger’s hand. Heh heh little head.

Maybe they like it there.

I wish I were making solid coin.

We’ve got a very handsy strip today.

An actuary, eh. Would that make Mike’s face an antuary?

BKB suddenly looking very small today. Chin up, little fella, says Mike. Maybe some day you’ll make things happen again.

In all reality , Look Kenny , Mrs A Quad likes numbers and figures the odds of things happening . Maybe she figures out and wagers on which team will win a game and if they will cover the point spread . Maybe she’s not that good and is in debt to the bookmaker . Maybe A Quad has to shave points so Moose and Rocco won’t hurt her . Are you getting the picture Kenny ?

Neil, Rod…. time to scrap this Thelma & Louise dialogue and lets get back to sports!

Actuarially speaking, who could have foreseen this? The insurance company Aaron’s Mum works for, mired in an unprofitable loss ratio, depending on her to weld her magic, err, rate increases, so everyone can get a bonus next year. P3- If she can pull it off, she’ll have the corporate bigwigs eating out of the palm of her hand, like Mike & Little Kenny.

The insurance company she works for was all but wiped out paying off one of Knox Foley’s frivolous law suits.

put a cowlick on Mike, making him Alfalfa, and then it all makes sense.

So what Mike’s saying is, she is an actuary but this doesn’t add up.

So, her career went down the tubes with Eenron? or her son is so much of a mama’s boy he suffers from statistic cling.

Wouldn’t she have been an aactuaary?

Called it on 2/3. (Brushes fingers against chest.)

good question. And where might the father be? and why isn’t he paying enough to put them into a decent apartment?

Oh c’mon, he doesn’t know what it’s called, but he remembers the exact occupation his classmate’s mom had 6 years ago? Especially when it was something boring? (Apologies to any real actuaries in here.)

I still could be right with her MS diagnosis, which would interfere with her work and make it more likely for her to not attend games. It’s getting more unlikely, but I still got a chance. And speaking of chances, your chances of reading today’s Mopped Up Thorp are excellent if you go to this link: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Actuary, jump on any funny lines

February, still waiting for a dumb plot line

March, we’ll still have to wait a while

I love, I love, Kaz’ s wine swilling girl, each and every panel this year.(apologies to Kneel ta Sack’em)

I really don’t think LKB’s head is all that small. I think Mike’s hand is just that big. LKB is looking at the size of these mitts and is feeling inadequate.