Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 14, 2017
February 13, 2017
February 15, 2017
Transcript:
Hudson: Poncho tried to be kind, and now the universe is trying to collapse upon itself! Boomer: So then just have him stop being kind. Hudson: But now he's aware that if he avoids kind behavior it keeps the universe from collapsing! Which is a kind of kindness! So whether he's kind or not, the universe is going to destroy us all! Poncho: When I read about this in my fortune cookie, I assumed it was just a metaphor for self-improvement.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
How is it a kindness? Keeping the universe from collapsing is just plain self-preservation. Poncho’s a hedonist, not an omnicidal maniac.
DennisinSeattle almost 8 years ago
Poncho, listen to your fortune cookie. Don’t take it too seriously. Live in the present with your friends, and all will be well. It is Hudson who has projected your badness onto the rest of the world.
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
All this from a fortune cookie. Boggles the mind.