Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 15, 2017
Transcript:
Poncho: Wait, if the universe is going to rebel against my effort to be kind, we need to define just what kindness really is. For instance, does an act of kindness still count if you do it to feel good about yourself? Is it invalidated if you brag about it afterwards? What if you help somebody who's a bad person? What if you donate money that you got by cheating on your taxes? Universe: What an exhausting little dog.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
I’ve found that being generally honest and genial allows me to ignore most of these conundrums without fear.
alondra almost 8 years ago
Poncho those are questions everyone asks at some time or other. There are no easy answers.
Argythree almost 8 years ago
If Poncho drives even the heavenly hosts crazy, heaven help Chaz…
DennisinSeattle almost 8 years ago
The Universe is going to put a block on Poncho’s calls.
DennisinSeattle almost 8 years ago
Anyway, we don’t want no Philosophy 450 here. This is a comic strip where we like things to go BAM! and CRUNCH! Go chase a squirrel, Poncho!
awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 8 years ago
See, dogs are so stupid. Otherwise they’d just figure out that if Poncho just goes back to being his normal self – because he doesn’t give a rat’s patootie about the universe – then he’s not sparing the universe out of kindness, he’s doing it out of selfishness.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Right, Awgie…. I was just coming in here to ask why Poncho cares about any of that…
He’s already got carte blanche to go back to being a jerk…. so he won’t be performing any acts of kindness for the right or wrong reasons…. and especially not to feel good about himself.
The only thing I could think of is that maybe he’s worried about accidentally doing something nice, even though his motives are selfish, and having it throw the universe off balance again….
But that hasn’t happened before so why let such an outside chance worry him now.
I can’t see it keeping him awake at night.
juicebruce almost 8 years ago
It was therefore it is……Poncho go grab a car bumper and hang on again…..think about it
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
Yes, Universe, he is an exhausting little dog. But, we love him………………………………………I was waiting for a lightening strike.
J Quest almost 8 years ago
Panel 4 reminds me of the opening scene in It’s a Wonderful Life. Keep an eye out for Clarence…
daleandkristen almost 8 years ago
It’s just about to implode!!!!
Tawanda almost 8 years ago
Apparently the answer to the question is 42.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Poncho is not a rebel in the Universe, the Universe is just repelled by Poncho.