Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 26, 2017

“…He’s still crying.”

You’re years ahead of the game, Danae!

And it’ll be in the “new and improved” history books.

Alternative facts 101

And tomorrow we see Joe ( Wiley ) two fisting at the bar

Does this mean that the French were here before us?

somebodyshort, The Statue of Libation?

Sounds like she had a talk with Capt. Eddie first…

Notice that all of Liberty Island is underwater, midway up the pedestal of the statue. So climate change & the melting of the Antarctic ice cap is real in Danae’s world.

Careful Danae, Donald will hire you to replace Kellyanne.

Correct, all except for the Statue of Liberty part. It’s called the Statue of Deportation.

More like something that lying Captain Eddie would come up with!

Columbus discovered Barbados, not America.

Sounds similar to recent comments coming out of Foggy Bottom – a mix of fact and ‘augmented reality’

Danae must have written the script for that movie about Noah.

Just think of the money she’ll be making in her career at CNN or MSNBC or Fox or…

Danae has an interesting concept of history.

The “Twat-grabbing Twit” will be referencing this strip at his next news conference.

Home schooling has gone to far.

Just read it on Fox News. Then it will become “true” to millions of people.

You have to remember that Danae was taught (she didn’t “learn”, obviously!) all of these separate strands at one time or another, but then mashed them up as best she could remember. For a change, she wasn’t even trying to manipulate reality, or lay down “Danae’s Law” on that slippery elusive subject! She was trying seriously to write a serious paper. (But then her inner Danae came out……..)

“Coulda happened.”“Makes sense”“Ditto to that.”

She’s got a GREAT future in the G.O.P.!

Lately, I’ve been thinking Tracy Chapman got it right with her song America. The problem we may really have is with those that see the America’s, not just the USA, as only as something to to be conquered and exploited, whether from within or without, or both.

I can’t believe how hard this made me laugh. And bonus: my eye stopped doing that weird twitchy thing from reading the news first. I just hope tRump’s BFF Putin has a sense of humor and doesn’t start killing off our journalists and satirists like the awesome Mr. Miller.

If we don’t have a twitch somewhere we aren’t paying attention.