Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 29, 1991
Transcript:
Duke: Good evening, folks! I'd like to welcome you to club Scud, especially the oil well cappers from red adair and the other Texan outfits! I think you'll find our establishment an oasis of good cheer and refreshment in the otherwise dry and blasted landscape that is post-war Kuwait! Whether it's the impeccably mixed cocktails or the crisply starched tablecloths, we have spared no effort in making your club a place of distinction and class! Now then, someone asked me about our Miss Desert Stomr wet T-shirt contest... Man: That was me. I was just curious.