Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 21, 2017

You might have once, but now you never will.

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

Are you a good neighbor?

Yes – but I’d like to keep the other cheek intact.

Am I a good neighbour? – I’m watching tv and laughing at online comics at 3 in the morning. I hope these walls are thick.

I believe she meant you took the paper, so you can return it. Talk about a guilty conscience speaking the loudest!

Let those that haven’t transgressed cast the first newspaper.

Guilty of taking the paper!!! But wearing women’s clothing, to much information leak!!!

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He’s the middle aged tranny from Pasadena….

Go Peter, go Peter, go Peter, go !

I’m no State Farm.

…and don’t leak that information to Stan unless you want your prophecy to self-fulfill.

@Tony:

I try to be. But not all of my neighbors are worth knowing, some of them argue — LOUDLY — at night, causing me to lose sleep. (They’re right outside my bedroom window.) But I hope you all won’t lose any sleep answering today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What will you “never hear the end of”?

Being pretty new to this strip, what was revealed in the last panel was a bit TMI for me!

Buddy needs a Thesaurus. LOL!