Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 1994
Transcript:
Mark: Well, I see my time is up, thanks to the offstage lunatic fringe. Later, kids. Zonker: I don't know why he's so bent out of shape. I just saved him from totally embarrassing himself! Mike: So you think being gay is embarrassing? Zonker: Of course it is! It's...it's gross! Mike: Zonker, you think being straight is gross, too! Zonker: Mike, we've been through this! Maybe your parents did it, but... Mike: Hit the lights on the way out, willya?