Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 03, 1994

Transcript:

Zonker: (Hmm..Guess I better make the lettering more kid-friendly...there we go!) Hi kids! My name is Zonker, and I'd like to be your friend! Do you know someone who smokes? Your Mommy or your Daddy, maybe? Do you know that smoking is dangerous? You do? Then help your parents quit - today! How? Just sneak into their room, take all their cigarettes and flush them down the toilet! Easy, huh? And don't worry, boys and girls - if you get into trouble...just blame me! Okay, okay, calm down. Your kid meant well...it was just a dumb joke. Take a deep breath. Doonesbury for the reading-ready. Special note to parents: