Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 26, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    What’s her position on tuffets?

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    @MEOWLIN (reply under RANDY B). Are you new to Frog Applause? I can’t make out the details of your avatar, so I’ll just come right out and say it, “Do you suffer from cat acne?”

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    A one night stand on this issue no less, take away the night stand.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    How do you make a night stand? Take away the chair!

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    SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su)  over 7 years ago

    It’s the chair for you, Lady. With spiders in your train.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Immersion therapy required that she be left alone and locked in the grange hall overnight with the chairs arranged as though for a town meeting. It didn’t work as planned, however, and only increased her aversion.

    But their hearts were in the right place.

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    weeksfive  over 7 years ago

    She’s succeeded. She hasn’t moved a muscle since I got here. She meant it when she said her fear was paralyzing.

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    weeksfive  over 7 years ago

    I’ve noticed it takes two clicks to post a comment. I’m glad. Sometimes I click the first time, then a spot an error and think it’s too late. It’s not. I have to click it again for it to post.

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Having to sit in detention as a child in school must had been absolutely traumatizing..

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    I’m always the last one to class. And to observe that it wasn’t a good week for Miss Muffett.

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    William Neal McPheeters  over 7 years ago

    Oh my!!! Where will she eat her curds and whey???

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    Astral spiders experiences are common. If you have a vision, a dream, or some insight into these so called etheric spiders you are not going crazy. Far from it. You are seeing something real.

    In fact you most likely have intuitive perception higher than most. Your third eye and heart chakras are well on the way to being developed otherwise these creepy entities, that exist in the fourth dimension, are impossible to see without it.

    Etheric spider facts: These creatures only exist in the astral dimension. This also happens to be where the human aura can be seen in its brilliant colors and various rainbow like hues.

    These etheric spider entities use humans as food. Not a pleasant thought, I know, but true. Many other esoteric researchers have said the same thing. The food source is the aura and some call the aura the human energy field.

    http://www.psychic-experiences.com/real-psychic-story.php?story=5573

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Daddy Longlegs was Curdish and whey better than that arachnophobic tuffet sitting Muffet !

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Most people confuse Daddy Longlegs Spiders and Long Legged House Spiders.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    My what a chair we weave when we first perceive the scary things that go bump in the night that paralyzes us with fright like a rider on the spider.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Mockery of kathisophobia is beneath you – ALL of you.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    She herself looks scarier than a whole file of oversized arachnids. And, if so paralyzed, she would be a very awkward dinner guest (except where the ancient custom of reclining to dinner was observed)….

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 7 years ago

    The Who – Boris The Spider

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvFuUaCe8eY

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    There is a place in the astral realm where the psychic spider parasites live. They suck the energy from the human aura, especially if you are afraid. They are sometimes seen in dreams. Sometimes in dreams people people swing from rope to rope, that is an astral web. Sometimes frightened people on hallucinogens or having the DT’s see the spiders climbing down the walls.

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    ransomknotts  over 7 years ago

    Is anyone else familiar with cave crickets? They don’t sing but they have very long v-curved legs. Harmless but annoying when one’s basement is a favorite tourist attraction.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    True story…I was in my Dentist office this afternoon and while the regular assistant was cleaning my teeth the chair moved downwards on its own. She was a bit taken aside and said she did nothing, it moved on its own. What a sign this is and we did not really let it make us go insane. My Dentist had no idea when he came in for the final check, and no more was said. I just left, damm spiders in my whiskey bottle.

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