The only thing that could make it more perfect is a 6-year-old in the seat behind him kicking the back of his seat all the way from Newark to Akron. Which would be a pretty short flight, if it didn’t include 2 hours taxiing in Newark.
And it’s not like you have much choice in seating on a plane these days, unless you pony up big extra bucks for the privilege of being able to breathe and flex your knees. Poor Monty just got the worst case scenario; plus, he’s going to Akron (hey, I worked in Ohio for many years, in a pleasant small town, so don’t try selling me Akron)….
AlanM over 7 years ago
Akron’s a nice, quiet, small city.
Plumbob Wilson over 7 years ago
The only thing that could make it more perfect is a 6-year-old in the seat behind him kicking the back of his seat all the way from Newark to Akron. Which would be a pretty short flight, if it didn’t include 2 hours taxiing in Newark.
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 7 years ago
This is why I drive. I don’t have enough money for first class.
Bobongo over 7 years ago
The bodybuilders look like they could be identical twins.
Riprockp47 over 7 years ago
Jim…Where have you been since 9/11? Good luck getting on a flight with a sports bottle full of liquid :^)
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
The way the airlines are going, by this time in around 2021 they’ll just stuff you in a mailing tube and store you horizontally.
cuzinron47 over 7 years ago
What are the odds one would left-handed and the right-handed.
CarlHeckman over 7 years ago
People that big ought to have to pay for two seats.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
And it’s not like you have much choice in seating on a plane these days, unless you pony up big extra bucks for the privilege of being able to breathe and flex your knees. Poor Monty just got the worst case scenario; plus, he’s going to Akron (hey, I worked in Ohio for many years, in a pleasant small town, so don’t try selling me Akron)….