Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 12, 2017

When did Snoopy take to commercial flying?

This seems to be a more and more common approach to air travel – and wait until they get around to privatizing the air traffic control system – pay to land!

If God had intended us to fly… He would have given us tickets.

Some passengers were told to sit, and cool their heels.

Hope the dogs don’t see Ralph in there.

They are all going to that farm upstate.

I hope “comfy” includes “not on top of other planes”.