Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 18, 2017

Mike, you’re sleeping next to someone with no soul.

You can’t get lower than that.

You think money can corrupt artists and ad execs, you should see what it does to politicians!

Pay me enough and I can lie with the best of them. Heck, I do it for nothing on my own.

Everything old is new again…

Just finished? Wow! Did she use peel and stick decals instead of paint? One wonders.

He’s in advertising. Be default, he shouldn’t have any self-respect.

Even more of an indictment today, J.J.

I hope she did what Michelangelo did. Fine. I’ll paint their danged ceiling, but everybody gets itty-bitty appendages.

One can be considered art, the other murder.

We’re all whores at heart, when it comes to the gold….or is it supposed to be….we’re all whores, with hearts of gold ?

“Pecunia non olet” (Money don’t smell)

Ladies and gentlemen, soon to say hello to Mr. Butts….

Mr. Butts has become a “go to guy” of sorts. I love my sordid life (and comics reading penchant).

Mr. Butts was trying to thin out the dumber, most naive.

I don’t think it worked.

Trump was an ass hole back when this was drawn in 1989, and he’s a bigger one now!