The good thing is none of the women who are still alive remember him.
Mort is 100 years old!
Isn’t Randy on a date with Lamont’s girlfriend from Candorville?
At some point he had to move on from women that are older than him to chippies in their 80’s!
Hey, 100 years old, but he lives in his own house, has his teeth, and doesn’t even use a walker? He’s a real catch for a younger (octogenarian) widow!
How do you know he’s 100? He never says how old he was, just that the girl was older and she was 16. He could be 98, or even 89 technically, though a 1 year old with a 16 year old is obviously ridiculous.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
The good thing is none of the women who are still alive remember him.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
Mort is 100 years old!
e.groves over 7 years ago
Isn’t Randy on a date with Lamont’s girlfriend from Candorville?
johnec over 7 years ago
At some point he had to move on from women that are older than him to chippies in their 80’s!
gigagrouch over 7 years ago
Hey, 100 years old, but he lives in his own house, has his teeth, and doesn’t even use a walker? He’s a real catch for a younger (octogenarian) widow!
57BelAir over 7 years ago
How do you know he’s 100? He never says how old he was, just that the girl was older and she was 16. He could be 98, or even 89 technically, though a 1 year old with a 16 year old is obviously ridiculous.