Gaturro by NIK for August 22, 2017

Four, six, five. Agustín, your notes are a lack of respect. Let’s see your notes, Gaturro. Gaturro’s directly is bullying! (Okay…)

GATURRO: What’s that on G’s left arm?

MARY WORTH: That’s exactly what a married man would say.

FUNKY W: A double wedding!

CRANKSHAFT: Ulysses?! Well, there’s always Spark Notes.

Mary Worth – Boy, is she dumb!

Crankshaft – I’ve never read Ulysses, but it’d have to work very hard to beat Moby Dick for the Most Boring Book in History Award.

Gaturro – I think that’s his backpack. I don’t get the joke.

Mary Worth – She’s smart enough to know things are moving too fast, and didn’t let him come back to her place. She should check out the divorce story.

Mark Trail – Is the sheriff doing all the talking? I thought Johnny was like a scout who know all these secret paths.

Phantom* – Looks like we’re heading for the final climax of this story, maybe of the strip.

Mary Worth Yup. He’s married.

Mallard Fillmore LOL on this one this morning. I even read it to Michael.

MARK TRAIL: I thought that Johnny was the one that knew all about this area. After all, he was the one that was going to guide Mark. Are these bear caves going to be like the bat caves and get flooded?

All other strips: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ