Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 15, 2000
Transcript:
B.D.: I'm not following this - you're "playing" Duke's girlfriend? Boopsie: Yup. It's just a role. But it's very high-profile. It may be just what I need to jump-start my career again...plus, it's one cushy gig. I only work one appearance a day, and I get deluxe accommodations! Earl: Dad, could I drill a hole in the shower? Duke: No, and that reminds me - I need you to be less creepy.