In Security by Bea R. for November 28, 2017

This reminds me of a specific Tom Lehrer tune …

https://youtu.be/Ck-FMAMmCrE

Hope you didn’t put yourself in danger like this on Black Friday Bea! We’d hate to have lost you to a stampeding crowd of bargin-seekers.

Hey! Why is Sam opening his Christmas gift now? He should have to wait until Christmas just like the rest of us! XD

Sedine has as little gifting-imagination as MY wife.

Well, Sam didn’t let her buy the TV!

I really like her outfit, she looks so cute.

Oh, you can’t have enough egg-beaters-tax-preparers-toilet-brushes…

A Wee-U? Dude, spring for the Switch!

It seems apropos somehow that a tax preparer and a toilet brush would be combined.

egg beater? meh.

Probably more useful than that juice machine someone came out with.

Wonderful… Now I’ll never look at scrambled eggs the same way again.

Exchange it for an official Bloom County Turnip Twaddler, Sedine!

Was so tired last night, forgot to do the “Daily Breakdown” …

Panel #1:

- Fourteen fully-rendered, laid-back Holiday Shoppers, not counting Sam & Sedine: Ten adults, Three children, and One Happy Tween/Teen with a “Wee-U.” :)

- Five parked cars.

- A “Sale” banner.

- One of those plastic “Waste Receptacles.”

- Some “Unreceptacled Waste” strewn about.

- Two puddles beneath various vehicles, hopefully melted snow and not leaking oil.

- Previously-sited tinsel over the entrance, along with three ribbons/bows for support.

PANEL #2:

- Ohhhh, a wrapped package~!! Not for me, though. :(

[ I like Sedine’s “Holmes”-style fur-trimmed shoulder wrap, by the way. ]

PANEL #3:

- One “Swiss Army Combo, All-Purpose Dinglehopper,” unwrapped yet silhouetted: In a sense, shrouded in a cloak of imagination-enhancing mystery.

[ Love how Sedine’s earmuffs literally flip/flap/flop from shock. ]

PANEL #4:

- The tinsel/ribbon combo makes its return appearance here. Consistency~!! XD

- One Bemused Bystander.

- A minimum of seven less-fully-rendered civilians towards the Mall Entrance.

- The “Mall Entrance.”

Sorry to be late with this, will try to be more timely in the future. ;)

I think I drank about 6 beers waiting for that!