The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2017

Yet he persevered, and we remember his quips even today. High Five, Ben…..

Stow thrones?

We used to have a glass house in our town…it was just a stone’s throw from the gravel pit.

Old Bennie should have done some further reading on the matter.

“PEOPLE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULDN’T THROW STONES – “Those who are vulnerable should not attack others. The proverb has been traced back to Geoffrey Chaucer’s ‘Troilus and Criseyde’ (1385). George Herbert wrote in 1651: ‘Whose house is of glass, must not throw stones at another.’ This saying is first cited in the United States in ‘William & Mary College Quarterly’ (1710). Twenty-six later Benjamin Franklin wrote, ’Don’t throw stones at your neighbors’, if your own windows are glass.’ ‘To live in a glass house’ is used as a figure of speech referring to vulnerability.” From “Random House Dictionary of Popular Proverbs and Sayings” (1996) by Gregory Y. Titelman (Random House, New York, 1996)."

Rip-off of The Far Side: Confucious at the Office.

That was until he saw the 30-minute infomercial for the Ronco Idio-matic.

I think Henry J. Windex came up with that saying? Just sayin.

…smoke pot. They have stoned throes.

People who live in glass houses just shouldn’t!!!

Spend a lot on draperies.

…let their parakeets fly free.

Pretty sure Ben would have used the word aphorism in lieu of idiom

I noticed Scott used cursive writing. There has been a number of Charlie Brown comics with cursive and a number comments about how many young people could read the comic. My youngest, 18.5 years old, had cursive until the letter “L” then they pulled that from the school curriculum. She went on to learn the rest on her own.

Bust other people’s windows.

Lean back against the wall.

In most states, they shouldn’t get stoned while smoking their own home-grown.

They didn’t come naturally because he was most often busy chasing women in Paris (and elsewhere!).

Considering Ben’s rather progressive sentiments on human sexuality, I highly doubt he’d be concerned with the walking around naked part.

while not as catchy, every one of them was appropriate.