Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 06, 2018
December 05, 2018
December 07, 2018
Transcript:
Aunt Fritzi: Nancy-----Go to the fruit store for a coconut---And pick out a good one.
Nancy: Oh, dear---I'm no expert on coconuts.
Sign reads: COCONUTS
Nancy: Mind if he picks one out for me?
Fritzi thinks, “Hmmm, maybe a lime would go well with that coconut! Nancy’s at the fruit store so I’ll ask the little boy, Harry Nilsson, next store to go get me one!”….
A man was roasting a chicken on an old fashioned hand wound rotisserie, when a drunk staggers by and says, “Sir, your music has stopped playing and your monkey’s on fire.”
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The organ grinder isn’t as salty as the guy from yesterday.
sheilag almost 6 years ago
Fruit Store? We used to have a produce wholesaler in St. Paul, but I don’t think they ever ran a fruit store…
Margo Premium Member almost 6 years ago
The town I lived in had a fruit store in Ct. That’s all they sold.
Russell Bedford almost 6 years ago
{singing slightly off key} I’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuts/see them all a standin’ in a row/…
Russell Bedford almost 6 years ago
oh, yeah and for the full lyrics: https://genius.com/Danny-kaye-ive-got-a-lovely-bunch-of-coconuts-lyrics
harkherp almost 6 years ago
Fritzi thinks, “Hmmm, maybe a lime would go well with that coconut! Nancy’s at the fruit store so I’ll ask the little boy, Harry Nilsson, next store to go get me one!”….
Pipe Tobacco almost 6 years ago
7
Very cute.
The organ-grinder fellow has an impressive mustache too.
johnnyjr6292 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Nancy maybe figured two heads are better than one.
Asrial almost 6 years ago
Maybe she could ask a swallow.
Printer almost 6 years ago
A man was roasting a chicken on an old fashioned hand wound rotisserie, when a drunk staggers by and says, “Sir, your music has stopped playing and your monkey’s on fire.”
brklnbern almost 6 years ago
Coconuts ain’t nuts.